Let's go down to the Convention Center... Together

Hiyah! is your greeting,
The sweat on your brow,
You've battled into me before
I didn't have my shield up, but now
I'm leatherbound, Baby,
Leather- Bound for love
Studs on my belt loops,
And no blanks in my gun
I see those biker shorts, Babe,
They're tightening my brain
I've got a scar on my face
You've got me in pain.
Look at my fluffy jacket rim, Child,
It's fluffy and new
I left my Blaster at home
But I've got some Mega for you.
I've got my Phasers all set
Set on stunning for you
That blue shirt cape is too much
I'm about to explode.
I'll wear a necklace, I've battled enough
To prove I'm a man, I can handle this stuff.
Do you see this pillar behind me
I could melt it to shreds
Just like all of my enemies
Now they're all deads.
It's good you brought your shield
You'll need it with me,
The oracle saw it
We're meant to be.