You wouldn't believe this if I told you, but here goes...

Boy, it was one of those days today... you know what I'm talking about. My Mom was like, "I'm sorry buddy, I know how y' feel, y' got a monkey on your back, don't ya?" I couldn't believe she said that! I was like, "Maa-hum, try a freaking GORILLA! Jeez, this only reminds me that NO-body gets me!!" I mean, I needed some money to get some candy, and I wanted a lot of candy, so I yelled at my Dad, "Yo, give me twenty bucks!" and he said, "What do you need twenty bucks for?" and I said, "Why the hell do you need to know, just give me twenty bucks!!" so he came down the stairs, and pulled out his wallet and gave me a fifty, I looked at him, and was like, "I hope you're not expecting change" and he cocked this smirk and was like, "that's all right, son." Can you believe that shit! So I fired back at him, "You can't buy me, jerk." And then I walked away. Oh, and my Mom hid her Prescription Drugs. I had to look for like an hour before I found them. Man, my life sucks. Whatever. I just gotta hang in there.