sigh, what's up now?

"Put your keys and contents in the bag" the officer said. I was like, "No friggin' way! Dammit, if this guy knew who I was!! Man, if this guy only knew where I came from." Then the man in blue said, "Sir, are you aware that you're talking out loud?" I didn't even respond. I just looked at the sucker, and unconsciously motioned for my wand. It still wasn't there. I must have lost it in the scuffle. "It's a good thing I'm not wearing my robes, these gosh darn Muggles would lock me up in one of their crazy bins." The officer was looking at me strangely. "You're doing it again, sir," he said, "Do you know why you're here? We found you with 38 grams of ecstacy in pill form. Ecstacy, street names Adam, Bean, E, M, Roll, X, XTC, a drug used illicityly as a stimulant and relaxer of inhibitions. Your pills were engraved with the signature HP from the popular childrens book Harry Potter, the world you seem now stuck in. My kids read those books, damn brats are obsessed." Why did Dumbledore leave me here? These damn Muggles! He's taking the medicine I mixed up in Potions class. I feel funny. I think some of the effects are wearing off. "I need my pills back. Give them to me or I'll hex you." I feel so funny. My head's rolling. What was he talking about... ecstacy? Damn you Dumbledore!