Cha Ching

There once was a man named Neil, and all he did was steal. I asked him once, by the side of the road, "Hey Neil, why steal? If its gold your after- just ask... if its diamonds, rolex, or rims, come to me- I'll supply all your whims!" Old Neil turned around, and said. "Yo, Homie now your dead" then we both laughed and gave a quick hug, and I filled up his coffee mug. No, not with giner ale, or milk from a pale, I put some St. Nick posion in- I'm talkin Egg Nog here, baby- that ain't no sin. What was a sin was this, as I turned round to piss, Ole Neil gave a glance, I don't think it was chance and he ran right home with my pants. So Neil's walkin now as we speak, with the pants he stole from my leak, and now I don't want them back, cause they've rubbed around on his sack, so if your readin take my advise, and infest all your clothing with lice, when drinking and smoking with Neil, watch your back while you pee- cause he'll steal.