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I got so lit last night. I'm tellin' ya, I was gone. I've never had so much to drink... I was dribblin' out juice from the sides of my mouth, and even my stem was wicked bent. I was smashed. Not literally... figuritively. Not like a "rat in a cage" more like in the way those damn teenagers do, y'know all over the sidewalk with a baseball bat. Smashed. I can't believe Randy took this photo. I was so pissed, but I guess I had it coming. It really sucks, though, I was about to pick this fine little honey up at the Watermelon patch. Oooooh, she was nice. Randy said she looked more like a raisin, but I'm telling you she was RIPE!!! Oh, I wish I hadn't blown seeds all over her shell. Damn, I was smashed.