Killin' Killin' Eatin' Sleepin' Killin' Killin' ROCKIN'!!!!

Hello, we're the doodes from HATED IDENTITY and we are here to tell you "Death Metal!!!! Yeah!" Man, what an AWESOME gig we had last night! There were girls all over the place! I was totally beatin' em' off with a stick. I am AWESOME!!! I mean, yeah, like Death Metal!!! We're Awesome. Even those smart kids love us. It's probably from the deep lyrics we yell:

I kilt your Dawg last night!
I got drunk- we got in a fight!!
It's okay- see through the fog!!!
We got love- don't need no dawg.!!!!

Anyway... come check us out, we're going on a tour soon. DEATH METAL!!!! I gotta go, Tombstone's on. KURT RUSSELL!!!! YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!