that's right

I have no apologies, a-holes. I needed to fully prepare myself for last night. You know what I'm talking about... so, Chuck Norris is all over my telephone. He's all over my email, too. Here's an idea, give me some of your own original Chuck Norris anecdotes, and we'll call ourselves even. Deal? Here are a few unoriginal ones to get you started:

- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

- Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a
canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order
are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

I'm sure there are thousands and thousands of these things, give me some of yours.