I'm not two cigarette loyal

Smokers come in degrees of addiction. There are a lot of ways to figure out where you are on the list. Namely, how many cigarettes you smoke in a day. That's a big one. If you smoke a lot, you're a heavy smoker, if you only smoke a little- you're a light smoker. I'm not saying which is better (light smoker), but listen, there may be a way to tell how much longer you're going to be a smoker. Here's the test, when you're out on the porch... smoking it up with the fellas (or ladies- wink) and its a cool, crisp night, what do you do when the camel's legs are burned and gone away? You're buddy's going for another t'backy treat, you're just flipping your butt into the yard- what you decide to do here is pivitol. Everyone knows that if a friend isn't finished with their first cigarette when you're ready to go in, you wait... sit there, smile, and let him breathe. Be loyal. It's only polite, and that's across the board. Now, back to our situation. You're cold, you're finished with your cigarette, you're friends getting ready to start round two... do you wait it out? You're not "burning another one down" (Harper, pg. 4). If you go inside, if you decide you're not two-cigarette-loyal, odds are... phase smoker. If you wait it out, stickin' it with your buddy... smoker for life. Don't try and kid yourself, "But he's my BFF." Bullshit. Smoker for life.