Clip this!

"Man, Long John Silvers is cheap!" JonnyPantz said, perusing through his daily coupon clippings. He sat naked next to me in the lazyboy arm chair, save his pajama pants and t-shirt (and possibly boxer shorts? I dunno, the pj's were covering that area up). If there is one thing I can say about JonnyPantz, it's his love for coupon clipping. Annie has a similar love. She was voted Queen Bee of the Newspaper Clipping Society of Fourth Graders... mind you she was only in the first grade!!!! Trust me, this is only one of the reasons I knew of her greatness (I won't mention the countless thumb twirling competitions, her presidency of the Game Inventors of Chattanooga, or a certain high jump record). Anyway, between the two of these two close people in my life, I'm up to my armpit hairs in paper. With a clip clip here, a clip clip there, here a clip there a clip everywhere a clip clip