Pepperoni Karaoke

Don't go softly into that good night. Don't eat at Karaoke bars either. I love Pepsi, when I'm not drinking Coke. Remember what it was like when Bi Lo was Red Food? They had the best frozen pizzas then. Big stupid pepperoni's that just made your mouth raise its hand and say, "Yes, I am a mouth, I remember what it feels like to be alive." They were cheap too, not like a dime store hooker, but, y'know, inexpensive. Like Dylan Thomas. And the Talking Heads. Sufjan Stevens once said, "Damn, I'm hungry." I wasn't there, of course, but the point isn't the credibility, it's the timing of truth. Everybody gets hungry. Shouldn't we unite somehow. Red Food knew about this years before this silly war in Iraq. They knew good food at low prices helped bring a new kind of freedom. Freedom to eat. Oh, those pepperoni's were so stupid and big. Nothing tastes better with frozen pizza (when its all cooked and stuff) than a nice glass of Pepsi (with ice) unless it's Coke, and then that's the best taste. So, to end this thing in sand land, why don't we bring back Red Food. Pizza too. Nobody eats pizza anymore. Nobody cares anymore. People are too busy making blanket statements. They're always wrong. Blanket Statements. Always. Karaoke!!!!