TV Got it Wrong? Trailmix in the Eyes? Is it Thursday Already?

Do you like it when people shove trail mix in your eye? Neither does Mr. JonnyPantz. In fact he, wait, what was it he said last night? Oh, that's right, he "hates it." Whatever. What a lame-o. Do you ever want to have a cigarette at work? Sometimes I do. I'm the only one here, though. Who would answer the phone if I went out to weather the elements in a cloud of nicotine? Nobody... that's who. Remember that old Anti-Drug commercial where the announcer says, "Nobody ever says 'I want to be a Junkie when I grow up'". I wonder if that's actually true... I mean, I knew these guys in high school... they seemed like that's exactly what they used to say. I'm no mind reader, and I'm no telemarketer, but I can rememberize. And that seems to be exactly the conversation I remember over senior lunch. "Man, when I get older, dude, Junkie! That's what I want to be when I grow up... a Junkie." Weird. TV got it wrong. I'm out of Trail Mix. Score 1 for JPantz's eyes. You're lucky, buddy. I think I'll step out for a bit... if anyone reads this in the next 7 minutes, don't call the office. You'll only get the machine. Seriously. Don't. Trailmix. Eyes.